Quackers here, working hard to keep you posted on my (and Stephen's) vacation.
A few initial pictures are posted here, I think I'm going to dump the rest of the photos on Snapfish (I figure it can't possibly suck as bad as dotphoto.com - they would just smear shit on a piece of paper and call it a premium glossy print)... Also, my neck gets tired as I bob up and down to type this blog, I don't need the added hassle of uploading photos too.
It probably goes without saying that Stephen and I have been doing a LOT of drinking on this vacation. I particularly enjoyed the "Coronita"
from the bar in Barcelona....Though they did not taste nearly as good as the whiskey shots off the bartender's navel at Kuit Bar...
As you can clearly see, I was quite popular during the Cruise. Even the Statues were worshiping me. After a couple days, Stephen got jealous and decided to leave me behind (he thought I was getting too much attention). He soon learned his lesson. Everyone came up to him and asked "where's Quackers?". Clearly I was more popular, so he gave up and brought me along for the rest of the cruise (though he was kind enough to leave me in the room when he knew they were serving Duck at dinner... How sick!)
We were only in Barcelona a couple days before Stephen was puking up screwdrivers in the bathroom of the McDonald's. Fortunately, I didn't have to witness it, as I was too busy getting down and dirty with my first trick: Gerald the Giraffe.
They say that "once you go giraffe, you never go back" but I had my eye on some hot fowl in the park...
We had a bunch of fun before the cruise, even when the suckubuss "Laurs" (or whatever the hell his name was) tried to suck the fun out of dinner during our last night in Bar
celona. He bitched and moaned about his "date" (which you can pay for by the hour or by the evening). For the first hour he just kept bitching about how he was in a huge hurry, then the cunt had the nerve to send his food back at the restaurant -- OMG I wanted to to fly over to him and peck his eyes out! Fortunately, we were able to salvage the evening when Wayne got the bartenders loosened up at Kuit for an evening of fun...
posted by Stephen @ 12:37 AM
